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This is the easy part. You have picked your girl, now it is time to make it happen. There is just one more step and it is right here in front of you. There are two ways to make this happen. You can either call or get in touch with us through the website. We are here nearly 24 hours a day and we want to make this happen for you. It is easy and there is nothing holding you back other than you.

You may be nervous and this may be your first time, but it is easy and you can do it. If you are shy about the phone, then use the website. Either way, the results are the same. Within about an hour you can have the most gorgeous girl that you have ever seen right next to you. She will be there and she will be ready to go. You should pick a girl first, but that is optional. There are so many girls to choose from that you may have some trouble and we get that. That is why we are perfectly willing to surprise you if that is what you want. If you have used our service before, then you may want to let us choose for you or you may have had such a good time with the last girl that you want to have her again. We are easy to get along with and as long as the girl you want is not busy with a client, then you can choose away.

No matter how you choose and no matter how you contact us, just make it happen. Life is short and there is no reason not to take advantage of everything that life has to offer. We are here and you know that you want to call. You would not be on the web site if the interest was not there. Whatever it is that is holding you back, just put it away and let us take care of the rest. One call and it all happens for you. One click and it can happen for you that way too. There is nothing easier and we mean that. We have been doing this for years and we know exactly how to run our business. We also know that this may be your first time with a service of this nature and that you may be nervous. All people are nervous the first time and even those that have been doing these things for years get a little nervous. Trust that each girl is fully trained and have nothing other than your best interest in mind.

There are two very easy ways to get the ball rolling. You can pick up the phone and give us a call or you can use our website to arrange your meeting. We encourage you to use the website to pick your girl before you contact us or we can choose for you. It can be a surprise or it can be based upon your preferences. It is that easy. You can pick the date, you can pick the location and leave everything else up to us.

If the girl or girls are for another person, please make sure that this is not something that is going to offend them and we will also take care of the rest. We often have people set up dates for people as a surprise and that is perfectly normal, it is just a matter of you mailing sure that the person is not easily offended and that part is your job.

You have taken the first step in what may be one of the greatest moments in your life. All of the girls that you have ever looked at and wished that you could spend some time with are right at your fingertips. Just stop reading for a moment and think about the possibilities, think about the memories, take some pics and show your friends so that they can just imagine the night that you had. It is all right there for just a few dollars. There is nothing easier. Imagine the cost that it takes to go out and try to make this happen without our service. The inconvenience of talking to girl after girl and just hoping that one will take an internet. The price of dinner and a movie, movies are somewhere in the range of twenty bucks per person just to see the show and we can only imagine how much that dinner for two will set you back. How many dates before it gets interesting?  How long do you have to keep up the nice guy act before it gets real?  That life can get real old, real quick. Isn’t it just simpler to spend a little less money, have a little more fun and keep the whole thing honest?

Parties

Our girls love to party. Bachelor parties, private parties, it does not matter because the fun is being with you. We have been sending men off to marriage, off the war and even off to work after a night with the perfect girl for a long, long time. Any upcoming event is made even sweeter with these gorgeous women. It is the way that parties were meant to be done and it is the way that fun is supposed to be.

The beauty of the situation is that everybody wins. You have a good time and so do the girls. We know that you can make this happen, it is just a matter of picking up the phone and making that call. If you are unsure, just look at the pictures of the girls and look at their profiles. We have known these girls for a while and we know that one of them will appeal to you or maybe even two, or three. With the right planning you could have all the girls with you for your ultimate party. Now that is something that not even we have put together, but we sure dream about it from time to time.

It is the easiest call that you will ever have to make and it is seconds away. There is nothing standing between you and the night of your life other than a little effort on your part. Once you take care of the first part, we can start taking care of you. Do not be nervous or if you are nervous, then be nervous picking up the phone or making that appointment on the computer. Our parties are the thing of legends and you will be a legend among your friends if you let use show up at one of your parties. You can forget everything else about putting the party together and it will still be a hit because our girls will make everyone forget about whatever else is missing.

A girl that you don’t have to watch what you say around, a girl that likes you for who you are and not who you have to pretend to be, that is the promise of a service like this. That is the truth behind the lie of relationships. It is all about the bottom line and it is all about keeping things real. It is all about giving us a call and making the right move, keeping things easy and keeping things above board.

Save Time and Date When You Want To
One of the advantages of hiring a Miami escort is that you can finally fit in your romantic time on your schedule, on a timetable that is convenient to you. A big drawback of the traditional dating scene is just how inconvenient it is. Not only do you waste a lot of time trying to get something going in the first place, but once you have a young lady to spend time with (which takes a long time to secure), dating her is anything but convenient. You have to constantly make sure your schedule matches hers, and once you’re in even a short term relationship with a woman, she’s going to expect you to make your schedule conform to hers. In other words, you’re going to date when is convenient for her, not when it is convenient for you. She’ll expect you to drop everything and accommodate her because she’s doing you the great favor of consenting to letting you spend time with her. This is the lopsided double standards that most men experience when they start trying to date the old fashioned way. They quickly learn that they are in for it when it comes to time: Not only will you be spending a lot of time doing anything but being productive, but you’ll be spending a lot of time doing anything but having fun. And isn’t dating supposed to be fun? Yet we have a hard time seeing anyone actually enjoy themselves when they try to do things the hard way (which is why hiring a Miami escort is such a great alternative). It’s actually a lot of work to date the old fashioned way… and it’s a horrible waste of time.

Stop and think about what it takes to go out and meet a woman the slow, painful, old-fashioned way. You go to a nightclub, or maybe a bar, and now you have to take up your station and wait. You stand at the bar or in some other convenient location. Now you’re wasting hours just standing there waiting, hoping you’ll eventually encounter a woman who’s worth talking to. But until you chat them up, you have no idea if they’re worth talking to or not… so you waste all kinds of time trying to approach them, break the ice, and get them talking. Now it’s a competition to see if you can actually maintain anything like a meaningful conversation while you’re also trying to fight off the other guys there who are trying to do the same thing. Chances are women in that bar or club are going to be outnumbered by horny guys looking to accomplish exactly what you’re there to do, so that’s going to e an issue too. Basically, everything is working against you. You’ll spend evening after evening in these places, wasting precious hours that you could have been spending doing almost anything else. But you won’t get anything productive done, and you won’t actually enjoy yourself. Because does anything about this night out sound like fun? It certainly doesn’t sound enjoyable to us. We know lots of guys are putting themselves through this ordeal on a regular basis, and we think it’s a real shame if they do.

The waste of time, however, doesn’t stop there. Let’s say that by some miracle you fight your way through the gauntlet of obstacles and actually strike up a meaningful conversation with a woman, and you get her phone number. Well, you’re just at the start of a long process that you hope might end up with you going out on a date. Now you’ve got to text back and forth with her, making mindless small talk, trying to convince her to go out on a one on one date with you. The whole time you’re doing this, of course, it’s distracting you from all the other things you’re trying to accomplish in life. Whether it’s your job, your hobbies, other things you enjoy, your family, whatever, now you’re doing all this nonsense that is geared toward maybe, somehow, eventually generating a date for you.

That’s still more hours of your life just gone forever, never to be gotten back. Are you confident when you look back on all the time you’ve wasted that you’ll feel like you spent that time wisely to accomplish your goal of finding someone to spend time with? Or will you look back on regret, realizing that you can’t get that time back, and you probably have very little to show for all that time and effort? Because that’s the horrible, dirty little secret of traditional dating. You can do everything right, you can spend all that time and invest all that energy, and the girl you are talking to can suddenly get what she thinks is a better offer and walk away. That leaves you high and dry, and you’ve wasted everything you’ve done up to that point. Does that kind of frustration, does that kind of failure, sound appealing or attractive to you? Most people would say it is not, yet most people also accept the traditional model of dating and relationships. How foolish does that make us as a society, that we have accepted that way of doing things, when clearly men are disadvantaged by these unwritten rules?

The problems don’t stop when you find someone who will actually go out on a date with you, however. Now that you’re “dating” someone, you have to again conform your schedule to hers. She will expect you to do all the work. She will expect you to make things easy and convenient for her. If you don’t, she will be disappointed in you, she will decide you are not committed enough to the process, and she may just walk away, deciding you are not the guy for her. You also get the privilege of paying for everything, but this isn’t about money. Money you can always earn more of, but time you can never get back. So now you’re going out on dates when it is convenient for her, even if that means you get behind at work, you have to short change your sleep schedule, you aren’t feeling well, and so on. Everything is about pleasing her so as not to sour the deal and cause her to walk away, resulting in you having wasted all your time. You are essentially hostage to her emotions and her whims, doing whatever she asks of you just to keep this train on the tracks that you hope lead to pound town. But what happens when you go out on those dates? Is this finally fun and enjoyable for you? We don’t think so. We don’t understand how anyone could actually have fun with all that pressure on them.

That’s what dating a woman the old-fashioned way is, after all. It’s stress and pressure. All of the pressure of making the date a success is on you. Now when you’re out with that woman, your only goal is to make things go well enough that she lets you ask her out again. You’re basically trying to persuade her, like you’re on a job interview, that you are the right man for the “job” of being in a short-term or long-term relationship with her. You have to be on your best behavior the whole time. You can’t relax. You certainly can’t enjoy yourself; who could, with all that stress hanging over them? Say the wrong thing, even by accident, and you risk souring the deal. Offend her by holding and expressing an opinion she doesn’t agree with, and she could walk. Even factors completely beyond your control might cause things to go bad. She could decide, after going out on several dates with you and having the benefit of the free meals and entertainment that you provide, that she can’t actually see herself with someone your height, your weight, your looks… whatever. She might just tell you that the problem is that you don’t measure up… and then she’s out of there, and you have again wasted all of your time trying to get to that point. That’s no fun at all! Who could enjoy a night on the town or even a quiet night in with that kind of gun to their head?

When you book one of our beautiful Miami escorts, the stress, the pressure, and the anxiety all melt away. Now it’s not your problem if things don’t go well. It’s her problem and her responsibility to solve. You are the client; she is the service provider, a professional entertainer whose job it is to see to it that you have a good time. If anything goes wrong, she will fix it. If anything isn’t up to your standards, she will correct it. She has the imagination, the stamina, and the leadership ability to see this booking through, with her goal always being to see that you are always happy.

Miami Escorts Take Requests
Do you have a special something that you like? Do you have specific preferences in your beautiful women? Lots of men do. Every man likes something a little bit different, and that includes touches like the clothing your lady is wearing, how she wears her hair, what color her hair is… even her race or ethnicity. Well, if you have a special request, we want to hear about it. We’ll do our best to match you to whichever one or more of our Miami escorts corresponds to what excites you the most. After all, you will enjoy your booking that much more, and be that much happier with our service, if the lady you take out on the town (or home for some quiet time) corresponds most closely to what you really enjoy in a woman. There isn’t a one of our luscious ladies who wouldn’t be exciting and stimulating for you, as they are all very beautiful and very friendly. But if, for example, you prefer blondes, we will do our best to send you a blonde bombshell you can really enjoy. And if you enjoy women in miniskirts, your blonde gal will show up in a nicely tight, short skirt. It all comes down to what you desire. Communicate your specific wishes to us ahead of time and we’ll do our best to meet your needs, within reason. Don’t you deserve exactly the date you want? Haven’t you earned it? We think you have.

Miami Escorts will Always Take You Seriously
It goes hand in hand with the fact that we take special requests, but there is something very specific we would like to touch on. That is that at Miami Naughty, we will always take your requests seriously. Some men may be a little self-conscious about their preferences, because their long-held desires and wishes might seem odd to someone else. You might be reluctant to tell us of certain preferences for clothing for your lady, for example, because you fear being made fun of for it. But we will never mock you or otherwise fail to treat you with utmost respect. We will always take you seriously. We believe client service is no laughing matter, and while we are happy to let our staff indulge their own senses of humor from time to time, we hold client service as sacred. That means you should reach out to us and tell us if there is something you want, something special you prefer, for your date, we definitely want to know about it. Only when we get feedback, suggestions, and request s from you can we truly work together to make a better service… and ultimately a better world. Are you ready to let us know what you are looking for? Are you ready to experience true excitement? Then book Miami escorts through us today. There is nothing to lose and everything to gain. Our ladies are the best… and they are waiting for you.

Do You Like Blondes? We’ve Got Them! Do You Like Redheads? Got Those Too! Do you Like Brunettes? You’re In Luck!
We mentioned this before as a specific example, but lots of men like blondes. There is an allure and a mystique to blonde-haired women, for whatever reason. They are seen as more vivacious, more fun, and more agreeable to the wild sorts of things the average guy has always wanted. Of course, “blonde jokes” have no basis in reality. There’s nothing about being blonde that makes a woman less intelligent than her peers. But the fact that some men desire blonde women by preference is enough to prompt various groups to attack blondes. It’s a fact that most women are threatened by other women and they are incapable of getting along politically and socially with each other. But through all this, the appeal of blonde women cannot be denied! Book your golden-haired beauty today. We would be happy and excited to hook that up for you. What’s more, we would be very privileged. That’s because we know there are other agencies you could have gone to. We don’t believe any of them has what we offer, but at the same time, you came to us because you trusted us. We are honored by that commitment and hopefully it will indeed result in something positive happening. Some men and some women make the distinction between natural blondes and bottled blondes. But we live in an era where your hair can pretty much be anything you want it to be. Change it as you wish.

Then there are brunettes. Brunettes have a reputation for being sultry and steaming. And brunettes run the whole gamut of the color spectrum, really, from a light brown so light it is almost auburn, to the blackest of black hair that makes a woman’s pale skin seem so delicate and beautiful. If you like your women dark and sexy, we definitely have the right ladies for you. In fact, many men prefer brunettes, even though they might not admit it. Despite the stereotypes that brunettes are plain, they are anything but. There’s something about a woman with dark hair and, on rare occasion, light eyes that is absolutely stunning. Regardless, if you’re the sort of man who prefers brunettes, you are definitely in luck. Take a gander through our pages and see what you can see. We wager that there will be more than a few beautiful brunettes who catch your eye. But don’t stop there! We urge you to look through all our profiles and pick out the women who most speak to you, the ones whose presence you think you would most enjoy. We are here to help, after all, so anything we do is geared towards enhancing your client experience. Miami escorts are serious business… and while you don’t have to be serious all the time, it definitely seems to go with the jobs we assign to our ladies.

That brings us to the last category of lovely ladies, the sexy redheads. Redheads are rare, so we get particularly excited about them. There’s something about a sexy redhead in a green dress, for example, that is very appealing. Did you know that the color green, historically, was sometimes poisonous? That’s because in Victorian times, there was a bunch of green color pigments used for painting and making clothing that were derived from arsenic, or from a chemical compound containing arsenic. So women in Victorian times who wore green dresses made with that dye sometimes suffered from arsenic poisoning. They absorbed it through their skin. All this means is that there are great lengths and great risks that most women will go to in order to look sexy. And why shouldn’t they? After all, it’s their sexy nature that you find so appealing, isn’t it?

No matter what you like in a woman, Miami Naughty is here to provide it. We are very proud of our diverse array of entertainers and also of the attitude we bring to the table. We want you to be happy, and so we will do whatever is required to bring that about. There is a girl for you on our pages, and probably more than one. You just have to select her and let us know so we can put the two of you together. Wouldn’t you like to experience that? Aren’t you ready to up your romantic life, and up your game accordingly? Find out; book now!

Tired of Getting Attitude? Tired of Not Getting What You Want? Tired of Emotional Baggage and Drama?
Are you sick and tired of dating “ordinary” women? You should be. The average man is put through hell by his dating experiences. Isn’t dating supposed to be fun? Isn’t the time you spend going out with a woman supposed to be enjoyable? Yet the overwhelming majority of men tolerate the hassles of social dating as a means to an end. They don’t particularly enjoy it because, quite frankly, no one does. Dating is stressful and unpleasant. It’s an audition wherein you apply for the job as “casual boyfriend” or something along those lines, only to keep throwing money and time at the problem and not getting anywhere. Worse, you might actually get somewhere, and find yourself living with a woman who thinks “fair and equal” means dividing up all your closet space and then taking both halves for herself.

The fact is, women are not pleasant, overall. They are creatures of great attitude and great drama. They take everything too seriously, they take everything personally, and they’re always mad at you. They use fear of their anger as a means of getting out of you what they want. They know they have the power to destroy your peaceful enjoyment of your life, so they are happy to use that as a form of emotional blackmail. Disagree with your woman, make a decision without her approval, or simply say the wrong thing at the wrong time and she will punish you. Women in modern society are very adept at punishing their men, especially with the emotional blackmail of constant anger. The average guy has enough problems. he gets enough grief. The last thing he wants to do is spend time fighting with his woman, the one person who is supposed to be there for him. But even as she grows more demanding, He will roll over time and time again, thinking that pleasing her is somehow making him a better person. But really, all giving in repeatedly is doing is making him look weak in her eyes. This in turn causes her to treat him worse, he rolls over again hoping to please her… and the vicious cycle continues onward.

The average woman has a lot of baggage, drama, and other problems she carries around with her. Women are very emotional creatures. In some ways they are like overgrown children. They want what they want, and no amount of facts or logic will change their minds. They will have temper tantrums when they don’t get what they want when they want it. The will be demanding, they will be childish, and they will be brittle and defensive. No man wants to put up with this sort of thing… but until now, if a man wanted the company of a lovely lady, he was stuck dealing with her garbage and her problems and her baggage. More often than not, he was required to help her effect solutions for her issues. Failure to do so, holding her accountable for her own issues, would be “hate” or “misogyny.” In fact, in the modern world, most women are willing to call just about anything they disagree with to be too masculine.

So what is a guy to do? If he’s smart, he ignores the criticism and whining of the women in his life. He does what he wants, when he wants to. No one can inflict emotional baggage on you unless you allow them to do so. And there is no more free man than a man who has discovered the high quality of women he can get for himself when he uses our service. Access to feminine companionship whenever you want it will rapidly change your attitude toward women who previously could boss you around, browbeat you, and punish you to get what they want.

The average woman lives for drama. That’s why the Lifetime movie channel, which is geared to suburban mothers, has such “chick flick” programming on. It’s torture and it’s not interesting, but women seem to love it, and that’s because they love rambling stories (and they tell rambling stories themselves). Don’t believe us? Ask your wife or girlfriend to tell you about her day. Then settle in for a long, boring story that ultimately means nothing and which typically “buries the lead” because women are emotional and not good at organizing their thoughts. Is this the sort of person you want to have control over your life?

Want To Get More Comfortable with Beautiful Women?
One of the reasons that many men choose to book the time of our lovely Miami escorts is because these women are so beautiful. That might sound like a silly statement, because of course that’s why they are desirable. But what we mean is, the average man does not have many chances to expose himself to beautiful women on a regular basis. He must deal with them when they come along, which is relatively rarely, and thus he is often off-balance and uncomfortable around them. Very beautiful, very desirable women can be intimidating, and this means that he is bound to be anything but “smooth” when he encounters them in his life. Actual scientific studies have proven that men find it difficult to think and speak when they around beautiful women, and it’s not hard to see why. Your genetic hard-wiring is such that you absolutely cannot help but be preoccupied by a beautiful woman when she is nearby. Her perfume is intoxicating. Her body is mesmerizing. Her voice is compelling. In fact, both men and women respond better to female voices than to male voices, which is why most personal assistant AI type devices have female voices as standard or default settings.

The fact is, if you want to get comfortable with beautiful women, Miami escorts can help you. The more comfortable you become with beautiful women, the easier it will be for you to talk to them and get to know them. Women respond to very little so readily as confidence in a man, and one way to build confidence is to practice. How do you do that? Well, if you mean how to do you meet beautiful women and show them you are smooth and confident, you have to first… meet beautiful women and show them you are smooth and confident. That’s a paradox unless and until you break the cycle by booking a beautiful Miami escort, or Miami escorts, to spend time with. Once you have become accustomed to talking to these women, enjoying their company, and even taking their presence for granted, you will be able to project the type of confidence these women want to see. A woman is genetically wired to respond to confidence because on some primal level her body responds to tough, responsible, powerful men. Confidence implies these qualities, which is why women fall for confident men. And if you lack confidence because sexy women make you nervous, you can spend time with our sexy women so you can break yourself of those nerves. We really are a full-service agency whose personnel are looking out for you and hoping to please you. It’s all we do and we are very good at it. Won’t you give us a chance? Won’t you let us help you? Our lovely Miami escorts are here for you. Every one of our sexy ladies is an example of Miami escorts at their finest.

Looking for Something Totally Different? Bored At a Business Function? Want Attention at a Social Function?
Are you ready for something totally different? Are you ready to break out of the humdrum everyday routine that you now endure? Our lovely Miami escorts can provide you with that way out. That’s because they are so entertaining, so enjoyable to be around, that just spending time with one of our Miami escorts is a joy unto itself. You can book one of our ladies for any activity you have in mind. Maybe you want to take your sexy girl to a family reunion. It wouldn’t do to go without a date, or you’ll only have to endure constant questions from your relatives about when you’re going to find a nice girl and settle down. So instead you walk into that reunion or that family picnic with a drop dead sexy girl on your arm. Your female relatives will be impressed. A few will even be jealous. Your male relatives will be amazed and will spend the whole time staring at your date. And through it all, you will be impressing everyone there with the quality of girl you are capable of getting. You will be showing them that you are absolutely the kind of man who commands the attention of some of the loveliest ladies around. Don’t you want your relatives to know that? Don’t you want them to think of you that way?

Maybe you have a business function to attend, one of those things where you are expected to bring a date, like the office holiday party. Well, sure, you could go by yourself, but your coworkers will look down on you for it. Better to find a date, right? But you may not have anyone you want to take, or you may not want to owe anyone a favor like that. If you instead book a gorgeous Miami escort, you’ll have options unlike any you’ve had before. You can not only count on that sexy girl to keep you occupied and entertained even as the party gets boring, but you’ll also be able to use her to impress your coworkers and even your boss. Think about it: Have you ever been at a party with people you know, whom you think you have all figured out… and then one of them throws off everything by walking in with a gorgeous woman? Don’t you always change your estimation of that person accordingly? Well, that effect can be yours. The increased value placed on your person when people see you with someone sexy cannot be denied. It’s a huge part of why people choose to book Miami escorts in the first place, but the other component is that our Miami escorts are just fun to be around anyway. They’re sexy, they’re entertaining, and they’re never boring. That quality can be yours! That enjoyment can be yours! Find out how today. You owe it to yourself to enjoy our ladies tonight.

Want to Blow the Doors Off Your Former Classmates? Want to Amaze Friends and Family?

Are you ready to seriously impress the people you went to high school or college with? Would you like to roll into a family picnic or clan-wide get together with a woman on your arm who is so gorgeous she has your male relatives openly staring in jealousy? Nobody has to know you’ve hired an escort, after all. She’s just a beautiful woman, and she has the training needed not to embarrass you in social situations. Depending on where you take her, how formal it is, and how central a role you want her to have, you can hang back and pretty much see that there is nothing you can throw at her that will throw her. Your Miami escorts are paid, trained professionals. They know what it takes to make these things work, and they are happy to talk to you about our available young ladies. Each listing is for a woman more beautiful than the last. The fact is, when you are with one of our girls, you are with a perfect specimen of female beauty. The men who see you are going to be jealous. The women who see you are going to feel threatened. Why not help them along?